I went through a store the other day and who do I see, That's him SANTA, in one of his quiet moments.
So I thought say something to SANTA to keep him Cheerful.
HICCUP..."Hey SANTA wheres me bike"
SANTA...."I left a PRAM for you did you get it"
HICCUP..."Sure SANTA it was nice"
SANTA...."I thought you might like a pink one"
By this time I'm into the store and to comment back to SANTA would have needed me to yell very load.
On the way back, I spot SANTA again, so go to have a talk.
HICCUP...Hey SANTA when you bring the bike could you have pink tassels/steamers on the handle bars for me, I think that would be nice"
SANTA, Looks ate me and GRUMPS, (grump is near to a Pig sneer)
OH good one SANTA, Looks like SANTA is PEEVED.
Is your SANTA like my SANTA???
HICCUP/
[question posted by hiccup]
responses and comments:
Oh that was a very interesting communication from hiccup and santa. Why didn't you asked for a sleigh ride rather than a bike?lol I think that a pink one would be a good color but then, I think that your santa can't afford to give you one. I don't have a santa because santa is not real for me from the day that I know there is Christmas until this day.lol [learn2earn]
We are in the middle of summer her, the sleigh thing would be out of place unless it had wheels. HICCUP/ [hiccup]
No Santa's to taunt over here Hic. [thea09]
This one ended up to be a Mr NARK. (his nasty pills all were working well). HICCUP/ [hiccup]
When I was a little one mum warned me about those guys and said not to sit in a stranger's lap no matter what kind of uniform he might be wearing. So I keep me distance, lol. [drannhh]
Hi hiccup. How long were you in the store before you came back to see Santa?? It sounds like there was a switch sometime while you were 'otherwsie occupied'.Maybe the smart funny funloving witty fella was just about to go on break when you met up, and this other one didn't like the shift HE was dealt?? Could it be?? [fjaril]
Same SANTA. HICCUP/ [hiccup]
Wowwhat a snot nose Santa was. To the pig sneer I would have replied "Oh cheer up fatty, Jenny Craig will help you when your cookies are gone." LOL! [muscles4me]
Maybe one of the raindeers had a bad tummy and let it all out. HA HA HA HICCUP/ [hiccup]
WOW! I hope your Santa retires... very soon!!! Sounds like you got the best of him, though, with your pink streamers comment. LOL GOOD ONE!!! Geez. I know that times are hard and people take whatever jobs they can find but a grumpy person should NEVER be Santa! What if kids saw him being grumpy? I don't know how I would be able to explain that to my kids if they were young and had seen that. Your Santa needs to lighten up and get a sense of humor or get a new job! Geez. glare [mentalward]
The Funny side of all this he started it by telling me he gave me a pram last year, I fed on what he said and follewed the story on, Then GRUMPY kicked in, What a humbug,,,,, xxoo W HICCUP/ [hiccup]
Lol Hiccup Santa must have thought you where worse then a Child lol My Santa is Nice but I did not ask for a Bike with pink tassels/ streamers on the Handlebar lol so maybe that is why he grunted at you lol [gabs8513]
Lol Hiccup you could have turned the Pram into a Bike [gabs8513]
Hey hiccup! Sounds like your Santa shouldn't have the job of being a Santa! If he doesn't like his job, then he should be fired! I hope he doesn't speak to the children in that way! You were only kidding with him and he didn't need to respond like that! You were only joking! If Santa can't take a joke, the who can? Not a very good choice for a Santa! I guess it's unfortunate that the people who do take the jobs as Santas are really in it just for the money and that isn't fair to the children! I know the job may not be easy or always fun, but it does still take a certain type of person to do it! Why didn't you apply for a Santa job hiccup? You would have been perfect! [Opal26]
9992, so close maybe today, Ill keep looking for it. Don't post a discussions saying you have 10.000 as more like it will be deleted, but then like me Friends will see it and say in our comment that you have reached that great number of 10.000. I have also noticed some other friends here near that magic number of 10.000. I am sure if one asked (posted a discussion) in arriving at 10.000 what benefits bestow figure, maybe review past discussion to get their. A look in the profile at old discussions and comments, how many BEST'S one has in that time. How many payouts, maybe stay away from earning as I feel that is private what one earns. Have I given you any ideas, I do hope so. HICCUP/ [hiccup]
lol I think if I were off duty I might be a bit peeved too - but then again, if you had been a little kid, he might've been a bit nicer - you old f*rt! w00t [ElicBxn]
I guess he figured that if there were not kids around he could get away with it - you were being provoking! [ElicBxn]
in which country is santa belived to live. is there any real person acting as a living santa . i believe he will be very famous. [qamarep]
SANTA lives at the North Pole. There is also a peron with the name SANTA CLAUSE and says he is SANTA. HICCUP/ [hiccup]
Pretty funny story, Hiccup. I haven't even seen one santa this year. Oh wait...yes I did. He was on the side of the road and waving to passing cars trying to catch their attention to the trees he was selling. happy [sid556]
I haven't seen a Santa for a long time but they are usually very cheerful. Maybe your Santa didn't like that hot suit in the middle of summer weather! It's strange to think of Aussies running around in shorts and sandals while I'm here all bundled up and shivering! lol [dragon54u]
dragon54u As far as I am, he has the keys to the gates when he needs them to get in.Im sure St Peter gave them to him for that day alone. Yes a very good man. HICCUP/ [hiccup]
Obviously SANTA knows perfectly well who Kevin "Bloody" Wilson is and has been asked plenty of times over the years "Hey SANTA CLAUS ya beep, where's me beepin bike" LOL lol [RawBill1]
Yeah, that was a good one along with the phone operator one and the Alan Bond one, those are my favourites. He also released a Shane Warne one not too many years back which was funny. lol Did you hear that one? Kev is actually playing a gig at one of the pubs in my town in about 6 weeks time. Maybe I should go for a good laugh! w00t [RawBill1]